Bookmark friend

An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever

Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”

by SkrætáteOfficialGP August 10, 2021

bookmark booty

Stripe or discolors on the butt crack

She had a bookmark booty she wasnt change quick enough as an infant.

by 100round the rapper June 1, 2021

porn bookmark

My bookmark for good porn

Please visit tinyurl.com/4xjn6b8k for my porn bookmark

by Bad C dev November 4, 2024

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Bookmark

When you’re sitting on the toilet but can’t finish wiping because life gets in the way. So before leaving the toilet you place some toilet paper up there so you can pick up wiping where you left off without getting poop in and on your clothes after the distraction is dealt with.

Alice heard the dogs barking so she placed some toilet paper in her butt to bookmark it for later. After retrieving the dogs she came back to the toilet and finished wiping.

by Mack Daddy 88 July 21, 2024