A cute little creature, that likes horses, diamonds and rich husbands. She will not be able to fulfill any of your dreams. She is bad at cooking, bad at raising your children and won't get any of your jokes, but she knows how to enter and clear out your bank account just too well. She is the exact opposite of what you call wife material.
Person 1: “Uhh, I cut my finger with a piece of paper. Am I gonna die now?“
Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“
Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“
by Daonly1 January 22, 2018
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by Tsjehfbdoghje November 17, 2019
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Get the Blondie nonce mug.the real definition that screams Draco Malfoy. He is a bittersweet person. Acting shitty and all of a sudden, he switches up real quickly. Bipolar.
“You’re like my blondie lemon boy.”
“Pardon?”
“You’re such a bittersweet person.”
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“Pardon?”
“You’re such a bittersweet person.”
*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb
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me:idk blondie keeps giving us mixed signals and won’t let up with the easter eggs”
me:idk blondie keeps giving us mixed signals and won’t let up with the easter eggs”
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