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Biscuit Theory

The thought concept of if you really want something, no matter the circumstances, just get it. No restrictions or excuses can get in your way of obtaining your goal no matter how big or small.
I was driving home from a trip one day and saw a billboard for a giant buttermilk biscuit. Being vegan, I thought to myself, "I can't have this". Then I said, "Fuck this, if I want a fucking biscuit, I'll have a damn biscuit". Since that day on, if I really want something, I'll go out and get it. This is Biscuit Theory in it's purest form.
by candiedbones September 7, 2017
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Dipping biscuits

Similar to labia 'teabagging', but in some places it refers simply to sexual intercourse between a male and a female.
Female: So dude what are you doing tonight?

Male: Ah you know, just dipping biscuits with my girlfriend!
by dieselsucker October 21, 2012
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emotional dog biscuit

The issuing of recognition for participation and/or average behavior as if it were above average and/or an achievement. The act of being stroked.stroking
- A good citizen award for school children for average behavior.
- Although the Fighting Tigers never won a single game, every child on the team received an emotional dog biscuit, or a participation certificate.
by D. Wade September 5, 2008
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Poop-Poo air biscuit

When you try to push out gas as you fart though your anus . But A combination of a fart and stool (shit) get pushed out at the same exact time through your butt hole . Wishing you were wearing a diaper .Producing an offensive smell
Holy shit ! Did Jesse just dust crop us it smells so bad he must of dropped a poop-poo air Biscuit on us . That prick ........lol
by Large in charge March 22, 2019
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Double Biscuit

When you take a shit on your bitch's chest, then you take another shit on your bitch's chest, and feed it to her all wrapped up in a Hardees biscuit wrapper during casual sex, usually occurring within a period of 30 minutes to two hours after an intensive video gaming session....
Man: Ayy girl lets finish this game of Rocket League then I'm gonna make a double biscuit for you for dinner.
Woman: Mmm baby that sounds delicious but first you need to get the fuck on goalie we're getting our shit kicked in.
by IsupposeHey December 10, 2017
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biscuity goodness

Riduculously delicious, utterly fattening. Scrumptious. Light, flaky, and buttery. Often said when stoned, drunk, or otherwise inebraited at 4 AM at the local breakfast joint.
"Mmmm... these pancakes have the biscuity goodness."
"I am so wasted. Take me to get some biscuity goodness."
"Kim, check out that's guy's ass. It has the biscuity goodness."
by Prilian June 30, 2006
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slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin
Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!
by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009
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