bicycle smile

when a female is riding a bike, usually over rough terrain, and she slides the bike seat into her VJ. this will result in a smile on her face and an odd musk on the bike seat

Colleen "Nice new bike Vanessa"
Vanessa "thanks Coll"
Colleen "hey where's the seat, and why are you smiling so much?"
Vanessa "oh I'm performing a Bicycle smile, lets find some rougher terrain"
Colleen "yagi!"

by The Pinky Pig November 7, 2006

Dick bicycle

When you riding the dick like a bicycle all night and then you get sore and can't walk properly

In Ariana Grandes song "side to side" Nicki Minaj says "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle"

by b0redhoe September 4, 2016

Bicycle Race

Kick ass song by Queen,on the album A day at the races/

guy 1:Bicycle race kicks ass!

guy 2:yeah totally!

by cheesemutt April 14, 2010

villiage bicycle

another name for whore

The implication is that much like the bicycle of a small village, everyone is eventually going to ride the thing.

I am guessing that the chick walking bowlegged out of the frat house is a major village bicycle

by tramdog August 12, 2003

Village Bicycle

Someone who is easy to ingage sexual activity on a regular basis and has no problem doing it with with various different individuals.

Niamh is such a village bicycle.
Yeah totally everyone gets a ride!

by Orlando Devon February 1, 2007

Bicycle wank

A special male masturbation position. It is performed whilst lying on your back with your legs in the air like the "Air Cycling" excercise. One hand is used to maintain balance whilst the other is used to do the masturbating. The typical outcome of this activity is ejaculating in one's own face.

I had a bicycle wank and got myself right in the eye.

by Subsong April 22, 2010

Horny bicycle

when the bicycle seat is so far up your ass it is considered rape.

I have a horny bicycle

by Throbbing Tim December 7, 2016