Beej

Blowjob.

Joe: I’m dying for a beej right now.

Jake: I could do with one too actually.

by Chris’s Atomic Nugson July 28, 2022

Beej Fubbis

A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.

This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.

"SO! YOU KHON HOWS THƏ MLON OSS FLET? BEEJ FUBBIS!! Ok done."

by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 25, 2021

croco-hypo-beej

Some one of such monsterous proportions that you would never except a blow jop from them EVER!

I also made a fatal error last night but even through my beer goggles I new she was a croco-hypo-beej

by BistoYeti October 18, 2010

beej

The Mikmaq translation of Penis.

They almost saw my beej!

by the-clit-commander March 24, 2022

beej mcgeevs

Noun: (bee-ja mick-gee-ves) beej mcgeevs refers to receiving oral sex from a girl. An extrapolated version of BJ, which of course is a shortened version of blow job, which is of course slang for oral sex.

Derek: "Yo, my dude, you pipe that last night?"
Mike: "Nah braj, she just gave me a beej mcgeevs"

Other usage:

Sam: "I'll take a beej mcgeevs from Anyone"
Eddie: "Even a one armed broad?"
Sam: "Anyone...."

by MattyMeds December 23, 2013

Beej Rogers

Coked up anime kingpin. Shows interest in creating fan fictions about his siblings and parents. Only one of his incredible kind.

I definitely just saw beej rogers walking down the street.. that thing deserves a salute.

by Klefman February 9, 2018

Beej

The character Beetlejuice that is from the broadway musical. This Particular Beej is a sweet little demon boi who just wants a friend but everyone keeps leaving him, His mother Juno chose the booze, and Lydia his underage bride killed him right after bringing him alive. He is Played by the wonderful Alex Brightman who most members of the fandom would do anything to meet him and give Beej a hug.

Lydia: Hey Beej!
Beej: Lydia?
Lydia: What's wrong sugar lumps? Thought I wouldn't come back?
Beej: Well you literally jumped into hell to get away from me.

by _look_at_this_crib_ October 29, 2019