basement water

that delicious concoction of mold, dirt, and rainwater that collects in your basement

Hey bro, you want some basement water?
Yeah!

by basementwater May 2, 2019

I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023

Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

by MC? February 14, 2006

basement talker

An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught

Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.

by Douglas Young February 8, 2008

basement business

The first known use was in the movie Manchester by the Sea. When asked if the nephew was sleeping with a specific girls he answered, "its just basement business", when asked more specifics he simply said I'm working on it.

So basement business is teenage monkey business usually of a sexual nature.

Have you and she had sex even though her mother is home? No it's just {basement business.

by Professor LA July 12, 2017

bargain basement

An adjective used to delineate when something is of a low or poor quality. Below standard. Generally unfabulous.

"Somebody should tell Ricardo that he looks like a bargain basement gay with that poorly made fake Louis Vuitton man bag on his shoulder."

"I can't stand my girlfriend's friends from high school. They're so bargain basement."

by NYLAsexbomb November 25, 2006

parents basement

home

Hey i finally got out of my parents basement!

by riley333344566 April 7, 2021