So basic

Basically an annoying insult similar to “imagine…couldn’t be me!” But it gets on your nerves faster

Jade: *stands up*
Loki: “omg, you’re standing? So basic..”
Jade:…

by K0l0h3 November 16, 2022

San pedro college basic education department

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.

"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."

by ilikemilo October 8, 2021

BANIC SlAP

It’s a spinning back fist but with a large cock or strap on

Omg Jon Jones just landed a BANIC SLAP ,that’s it ,it hurt em ,it’s allll over - in joe Rogan voice

by CatsmasherTim August 5, 2018

basis shavano

A school which mentally kills students and tortures them

Ex) what school do you go to?
Person2: basis shavano
Person1: ohh sorry
Person2: it’s fine, although I hate it

by Evaaaau September 5, 2021

Basim Syed

Basim is a big enthusiast of planes. Much like the buildings he visits, he is tall. However, a Basim's back is shaped like a roller coaster, bringing his overall height to 4'11". Most of the time Basim will stay up for dozens of hours at a time. Do not bring pork near him or he will spontaneously combust.

"Fix your posture or else you'll look like a Basim Syed!"

by meng guoliang October 3, 2022

basil strawberry sangria

This is basically the most potent jungle juice on the planet. It's only found in affluent households celebrating a birthday or some other annual occasion. Once per year is about the body can withstand.

It's made by filling one of those fancy plastic beverage dispensers with whatever high alcohol content booze they have in the liquor cabinet. Probably vodka, champagne and clear liquors. It's never diluted with anything without alcohol. There will likely be strawberries and other fruit cut up into it, and maybe some frozen fruit or concentrate to chill it. The host typically will leave a 2 liter of Sprite nearby to satisfy the homeowner's insurance, but it's frowned upon to dilute it.

The presence of a warning sign of some sort is obligatory.

This drink will make girls kiss each other, and participate in all sorts of general mayhem. Drink accordingly...

Susan had the best basil strawberry Sangria at her birthday party last night. Did you see how much Wanda drank?

by SueEmAll July 1, 2018

BASIL SYNDROME

The horny tendencies to commit very explicit acts/motions towards objects, friends, and or family. Basil syndrome often occur when the regular horny tendencies are ignored and causes someone to turn into a massive horny person.

“ I swear I had Basil Syndrome last night. I just couldn’t stop fucking my limited edition Fazz Bear plushie.”

by Horny_stitch January 30, 2022