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band geek

a cruel, vicious & malicous term that A idiotic morons uses for ANY member of a high school,college OR university marching band.
Hey get a load of those Band Geeks over there selling there band candy!!
by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009
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Band Geek

the illest peeps at PSMS.
known to get their freaky on durin field trips.
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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band geek

Nerd who does nothing but band. Has no life and only hangs out with other band kids. These types of kids are made fun of at school (I wonder why...).
"Whatcha gonna do, band geek? Empty your spit valve on me??"
by *The Boss* September 6, 2008
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band geek

A group of unattractive sexually active people that sometime give off the impression that they are either mentally challenged or homosexual. Also enjoy being in every extra band activity they can be in. Watch and read Anime.
Fat gothic clarinet player girl band geek:Hey, are we going to have sex after the pep band plays for hockey?

Nerdy french horn boy who lacks common sense band geek:Yeah sure, as long as we get to watch Anime porn.

fat gothic clarinet player girl band geek runs over to lesbian other clarinet girl band geek and they make out.
by CarvinCobalt April 7, 2007
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Band geek

A high schooler who engages in band and nothing else. Usually pimply, socially awkward, shunned by the attractive/popular crowd, band geeks fume inwardly and tell themselves that they will someday get their revenge with higher salaries and good jobs. Band geeks often engage in videogames, masturbation, and band-camp adventures with pine cones for fun. Beware of these people!
DANGER: Band geeks spend their weekend nights at home on computers where they fill urbandictionary.com with false definitions of themselves aimed at improving their self-esteem. They can only be considered cool by their own standards, which luckily for them do not use social skills, attractiveness, intelligence or a sense of style in measurement.
Hottie: Ewwww, that band geek looked at me baby! His greasiness could be contagious!
Charismatic Jock: Don't worry baby. I'll put on my gloves and stuff him in a locker for you.
by TroySmithforHeisman November 2, 2006
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band geek

A high school senior that wears a varsity jacket that says:
1.Marching Band
2.Symphony Band
and nothing else. If they have another sport on their jacket, then they're fine. (BTW, orchestra is better than band.)
Bully: I hate those band geeks. I'm gonna kill them!
Band Geek 1: Not unless we kill you first!
Band Geek 2: Get him!
Bully: Ahhhh!!!!!
(Band geeks torture the bully to death with loud and terrible band music)
by UM North Quad May 1, 2006
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band geek

Person who goes to Blue Mountain and is obsessed with band and cares about nothing else.
by Anonymous June 6, 2003
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