Baja Miles

The mileage history of a woman's pussy when she has been fucked a lot.

I fucked this girl that I thought was a virgin, that pussy turned to have some baja miles on it. I felt like I tossed a hot dog down a hallway.

by 760McLovin February 11, 2018

baja fresh

Chipotle is way better than baja fresh. Baja fresh is just a bunch of salsa dumped on a taco shell with some meat. Chipotle gives you an over-stuffed delicious, nearly orgasmic, food experience that leaves you with a fulfilling stomach ache that lets you know that you've eaten well. Baja fresh isn't even fresh. Why do they say so? Their stuff comes in frozen bags. Yumm. Chipotle is so good. Way better than baja fresh. I would rather eat old taco bell than baja fresh. Baja fresh might even be a public health hazard. I don't know but it could cause cancer, or even premature fattness.

customer: yo could i get a burrito?

Baja Fresh: sure, here's some shit i found in the garbage can that Joe the homeless guy wouldn't even eat.

customer: That's disgusting. I'm going to chipotle. And I'm calling the FDA on you. You gross mofo.

Baja Fresh: Ahhh shit.

by burrito battle December 19, 2007

Baja Blast

Explosive diarrhea caused from eating at Taco Bell.

Dude, that five layer burrito last night totally gave me the Baja Blast.

by Beaster&Meaty January 15, 2010

Baja Broadband

An New Mexico internet service provider that is less than or equal to a potato

My friend has an internet provider, Baja Broadband, that is equal to a potato, just like hughesnet

by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow December 28, 2014

Subaru Baja

A vehicle has an identity crisis. It is often referred to the liberal white person El Camino

I was stuck between by a car or a truck. I wanted to save the earth so I purchased a Subaru Baja

by Mickeyxtreme July 22, 2021

Baja Blow

The act of giving a blowjob in order to receive a Baja Blast beverage from Taco Bell

“Tommy gave me a Baja Blow last night, but now i’m out $3”

by HugeLongHangingNuts February 10, 2021

Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them

lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck

by Buiks March 31, 2021