Baggage

Noun
An issue regarding a person's past that can affect their current disposition: addictions, debt, diseases, bad habits, past relationships (significant other or family), or kids.

Fella 1: Dude, she's pretty cute. Would you date her?
Fella 2: Probably not. I heard she carries a lot of baggage.

by Acoustiklyfresh December 23, 2011

a double bagger

a person so ugly that you have to put a bag over your head when having sex with them in case the one you put on theirs falls off

see her/him over there thats a double bagger if ever i saw one

by fenton t fox July 15, 2006

two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.

Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.

by Dave May 7, 2003

Bagged

The act of winning one over, leading into a relationship. Popular slang used all over Toronto and the GTA.

"Wow, no way he bagged her."

by '03 June 3, 2019

carpet bagger

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Today, the phrase refers to someone who moves to a new location for opportunistic reasons.

Hillary is a carpet bagger.

by ScottRusty June 29, 2005

baggel

A phonetic representation of the way that Britta Perry on 'Community' pronounces the word "bagel." Perry is from the East Coast -- around Pennsylvania -- and therefore pronounces the word with a short "a," which almost always leads to laughs of ridicule from the rest of the study group.

Britta: Darn it! I dropped my bagel (pronouncing it "baggel")
Troy, Jeff, Pierce, Annie, and Shirley: HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHHHAAAA!
Britta: I'll pronounce bagel (pronouncing it "baggel") that way anytime I want!
The rest of the study group, once again: HA HA HA HA HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!

by A Person Named February 9, 2014

Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.

by dakara930 October 13, 2011