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suffering backwards

This is used to describe an extreme level of suffering and going through it, only you start out living a good life but as you get older you only decline and are heading to rock bottom.
Lisa " I cannot believe I used to drive a jaguar and have all the money I wanted and more."

Kelley "but John told me he saw your bank account and you had 39,999 dollars just sitting in the bank?" What's up with this grief show?

Lisa " I promise you that I am just over losing everything. I am definitely suffering backwards"

Kelley "...and back again" bless your heart.
by Ionajag November 3, 2013
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Fast backward

Opposite of fast forward. Also known to the elderly as “rewind.”
Hey. I like that song, can you fast backward it so I can hear it again?
by Marian Mebster September 26, 2019
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backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.
My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!
by sexypanda man January 30, 2010
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Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.
Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.
by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016
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Backwards Kanga

Australian slang, given to the act of sitting on ones toilet backwards and defecating in such away that it smears down the side of the bowl and generally stays beyond the flush. When doing a backwards kanga, one tends to look like a kangaroo standing.
Trevor was at the party and did a really messy backwards kanga in Joe’s facility.
by !!!Pepper December 11, 2003
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eat backwards

To throw up. Taken from the German phrase "ruckwarts essen." (eat backwards)
"Ever since I moved to Germany, I have seen so many people eat backwards you would think it was cool."
by elgog May 4, 2009
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The Backwards Charlie

When a bunch of white people gather into a small room with white walls and wood floors, and then proceed to insert coffee bean of various sizes and grades into each others' rectum.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.

Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.

Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Person A: Did you hear of those kids who committed the Backwards Charlie?

Person B: No, what happened?

Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.
by Zob- The Wubbler January 28, 2011
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