Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?
Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?
Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.
Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?
Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.
by KingPhene February 4, 2024
Get the back alley lo meinmug. A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.
by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018
Get the Back Alley Abortionmug. A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.
by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018
Get the Back Alley Salonmug. Bob was tired of the mundane corporate life and needed to invigorate himself with a daring back alley meeting.
by OreoGobbler2 December 24, 2022
Get the back alley meetingmug.