BabySun

a spiritual goblin and an energy vampire known for keeping his enemies close, and his friends closer just so he can stab them in the back. a babysun might have a receding hairline, live at home with his mommy, and lie about his place of work and his life events to feel like the main character. the victim complex that lies inside a babysun is astonishing, seeing as he will betray you; deny it; and cry about being misunderstood. a babysun will claim to hate drama but knows everyone’s business like it’s his own. babysun is a two faced social climber who smiles in your face while actively sharpening the knife in your back.

“quit being so two-faced, you’re acting like a babysun!”

by you can’t sit with us! January 29, 2026

babysinner

I mean, I mean --- babySITTER. Yeah... righhhhht. :P
Okay, okay --- if you insist, it means a "hot young juicy/curvy thing" who supposedly just goes to people's homes to watch kids in their parents' absence, but who in reality partakes of da assorted "sinful delights" of finding out what da household's wife/girlfriend gets to experience --- i.e., "making babies" by "sitting" on da lap of da daddy of da house --- i.e., riding him reverse-cowgirl-style --- whenever he sneaks back home to gleefully sample said "forbidden fresh fruit" while his significant other is otherwise occupied for a sufficient period of time.

Hiring a babysinner may indeed be great for "getting some on da side" --- i.e., being permitted access to a second delectable vagina besides da one dat you'd previously dallied wif and consequently knocked up your children's mama --- but you might then hafta shell out even more funds for a "second-generation babysitter" --- i.e., someone to watch da offspring of da "original" paying-her-way-through-college hottie --- if you end up getting HER pregnant, as well.

by QuacksO March 1, 2025