baby mama machine 

When a man has multiple baby mamas that combine their diabolical forces to wreak havoc on the man (baby daddy), any women that came after them OR another baby mama who they are jealous of, usually two or more jealous spiteful b*tches who encourage one another in their childish games getting off on trying to control their baby daddy through their offspring while simultaneously harassing someone who they think he is doing more for then them

1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now all the sudden need to pick up my kids.
2.) Once again the baby mama machine is monitoring me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to.

baby mama machine by you seen it here first February 26, 2008

Baby MaMa's DraMa 

When a guy has a child wit one woman trys to develop a relationship with another while still dealing ith the baby's mother on a relational/sexual level. His excuse to his new partner.

"I gotta deal with he so I don't have to deal with her drama."

"That's my baby's mama, I gotta see what she wants or else Im'a have drama."

Baby MaMa's DraMa by 100% Beauty March 16, 2005

Baby Mama Drama 

When the new woman believes the baby mama wants her man so she intervenes even though it is none of her business. The new woman believes this because it makes her feel like she has won something. In reality, the baby mama only wants the man to do his legal duty of supporting a child he helped create.

Friend: What's with all the baby mama drama?
Baby Mama: His new woman is a jealous and pathetic woman who thinks I want that deadbeat
Friend: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Baby Mama Drama by blahdibloo March 16, 2015

baby mama drama 

Baby mama drama- a statement slang used by youth to identify one another negative behaviour between the young parents.

While waiting on the bus stop, a young couple begin to have an argument about the young mother being respected by the young father. As the argument begin to escalate into physical argument between the two. Now realizing their surroundings and the adults around them an addition to their small four month old daughter in the carrier. The mother tells the father. That he amounts to nothing and to just leave her alone. The young father turns and says f**k you you hoodrats. You're nothing but baby mama drama.

baby mama drama by live wire May 11, 2014

Baby mama drama llama 

When a pregnant irie women gets all twisted in yo grill and spits her unborn fetuses amniotic fluid in your face.

I was walking out of my cosmetology class and a pregnant burnt chick gave me a face full of baby mama drama llama.

Baby mama drama llama by glock ten June 23, 2009

Baby MaMa's DraMa 

wHeN dA bAby's fAtHa tHinx dA biTcH sTiLL oWez hiM sOmetHinG

DaMn yo, dAt biTch sTiLL bE trYinG to TakE mE to CoUrt foR mY cAsH, aiNt nuThiNg bUt SuM baBy MamA's DrAma.

Baby MaMa's DraMa by Da H0nKeY January 12, 2003

baby mama drama 

This is when the women doesn't conform to current eviromental standards. She is in the dark on the whether to choose baby einstein or one of the current reading programs. She also may not be aware of her english grammer skills or how to properly be a mother.

example: OMG you just showed my baby a flash card of an elephant! He can't be seein pictures of big things. my baby oh oh my baby you best be bettin i be getting u ass!!! ohhhhh ohhhhhhh f*** Y** babys daddy ! u got "baby mama drama"

baby mama drama by b-rad999 July 10, 2010