bonner

"a bonner" is a slang term used for when someone goes to the bathroom and defecates.

"mom im taking a bonner!"

by asapmag101 September 7, 2020

Ethan Bonner

This is a code word used in the British army for when a child is taken from there parents as a baby and placed under care of another man. This child is then used as a sex slave for there adopted parents.

This child is a Ethan Bonner

by Ethan Bonner December 16, 2019

Lexi Bonner

A video going around in mostly the UK recently in April 13th of an 8 year old autistic boy getting beaten up by a 14 year old named Lexi Bonner and some other kid after he asks to be friends with her at the park. In the video Lexi can be seen throwing the kid into the ground, kicking his nuts and stomping on his ankle. Luckily the boys mom said that the oh didn’t t suffer from any broken bones but has some bruises on him. And apparently Lexi has gotten doxxed.

Kid: you know what made my cry, seeing that Lexi Bonner video… it’s so sad!
Other kid: yeah I know right! Thank god she got doxxed

by Reinbokuru April 17, 2024

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

Bonner

A wild night out that includes a copious amount of alcohol, drugs and adultery

Jeff goes to the races with his workmates, loses all of his money gambling and taking drugs and wakes up in him bosses bed with no recollection of the night before. Jeff is said to have had a right bonner!

by rosessd August 24, 2019

George Bonner

Property Of Isobel

George is a very kind boy who isn't afraid to say I love you to people...

He is really sweet and nice and funny but most of the stuff funny about him is just basically how dumb and bad at spelling he is.

He is a great and semi loyal boyfriend but he does like to message many other girls which is a bit of a red flag so be careful there.

Overall a great boy but he really needs to get his priorities (and his spelling) sorted out.

One Friend: "He told me he loved me last night"
Other Friend: "Awww what a George Bonner"

by lengonestyll January 7, 2022

Bonner

Something you grapple.

I am going to grapple your bonner.

by Anoonymoise May 9, 2018