boink

boink, a word used to fill any action you use in a sentence

i was boinking last night. i boinked her hard. did you get boinked on the head. your such a boinker.

by does it matter April 23, 2003

sha boink boink

An unrban idiom to describe the male phallus.

Ow! Right on the sha boink boink!

by Murdy September 21, 2003

Boink Buddy

Someone who has no interest in going further in a relationship with someone, but still integrates sex in the mix.

Similar to the term "Fuck Buddies", but a much less harsher connotation.

I'm not currently tied down, but I do have several boink buddy(s).

by h0mer May 22, 2007

Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 11, 2021

boink fest

Noun: Sexual encounter; could possibly mean an orgy. From boink.

"What she needs is a good, healthy boink fest"-Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), "Clueless"

by S to the A to the R to the A to the H August 01, 2006

boink swatter

the male sex organ .....
also known as the dude piston or penis

stick the boink swatter in the ham wallet

by $$$ zack Wynn#11 November 09, 2005

Eye-boink

Checking somebody out, basically. But mainly to imagine having sex with them.

Damn, Dennis Quaid's old enough to be my Daddy... should I really be eye-boinking him this much?!

by BucthCassidy7 April 10, 2010