August 30

National finger your girl best friend day. Invite your girl best friend over for a finger blasting!

“Dude, it’s August 30th, you know what that means”

“What?”

“I get to finger your sister today!”

by superdulerrealdef May 10, 2020

August 3rd

The day the most amazing, kind, beautiful, incredible, perfect, sensitive, caring, loving, precious, etc. Was born! All the girls born that day are simple perfect and beautiful inside and out!

When’s your birthday?
August 3rd
Ohhhh that’s the reason you are so perfect in every way.

by stefff.06 January 15, 2021

August 31

SMACK ASS DAY BITCH!!! Hide your ass because it’s time!

People who can play
Aaron
Abby
Ashley
Bennie

Bonny
Betty
Catherine

Carter
Chris
Emma
Emmet
Emily
Fernando

Franky
Flory

Heather
Issac
Jake
Jesse
Jacky
Kaylee
Matthew
Noah
Rusty
Sarah
Samuel

Sierra
Tristan

On august 31 If your name is not on the list, you may not participate. But beware, and hide your ass.

by Thatdumbbitchfromyour4thperiod October 13, 2019

august 3rd

‘Go and swim day!’. On August 3rd soak up some sun, and maybe even go to the beach!

OMG! Its August 3rd, we totally need to go swim!

by wormonastringgirl October 15, 2019

August 30

National TikTok day. A day where all TikTokers, famous or not, celebrate TikTok.

Person 1: what are you doing
Person 2: having a TikTok party
Person 1: why?
Person 2: because it's august 30... national TikTok day!

by Crackerzrcool October 30, 2019

August 3rd

The day axel sucks your dick day

Alex : Bro axel its august 3rd!
Axel: Lemme suck that dick boy

by Joanxef August 3, 2021

August 31

The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.

Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.

by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022