Asparagus

A disease that make your eyes big and have green teeth.

Jill as the Asparagus.
Be careful the Asparagus is spreading in town.

by Yakub? December 7, 2018

asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)

asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth

by Miss chancla February 3, 2021

Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus

Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend

by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 10, 2020

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

asparagus dick

What you get when you eat a lot of asparagus and go take a pee and it smells like bad asparagus.

I ate a 1/2 pound of asparagus last night and I still have asparagus dick.

by golfpunk500 October 10, 2011

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020