by Diego June 11, 2006
Get the team asylummug. Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. Derived from the slang word "khia" (a person nobody knows or cares of), "Khia asylum" describes a person's period of very low popularity due to lack of activity, media attention, career success, or simply being outdated. This term is mostly used on Stan Twitter to refer to popular singers or celebrities.
"nonsense was sabrina's one-way ticket out of the khia asylum"
"the low streams??? oh she's locked in the khia asylum"
"the low streams??? oh she's locked in the khia asylum"
by repufolklore November 22, 2024
Get the khia asylummug. Crappy trainers that asylum seekers wear . Normally Lonsdale or bargain budget black and white Nikes
by Grantox August 8, 2025
Get the Asylum sneakersmug. Where someone forms themself into the shape of an A, and chugs alcohol through the mouth and the ass.
by Munch2122 March 24, 2025
Get the The Asylummug. by coolman_1128 November 25, 2023
Get the item asylummug.