damned apartments

1. the place where all things evil originate; the root of all evil; the cause of negativity
2. the assumed home of all the trouble making goons in the neighborhood.

1. Zoey: So I noticed things are changing in the neighborhood.
Gus: This was a great place to live unitl those damned apartments came along.

2. Gus: Someone broke into the convent last night.
Zoey: it was probably someone from those damned apartments.

by comNsense December 24, 2008

Apartment Dweller

Someone who comes over to stay the night and chill but ends up never leaving

Hey kristi, why’d you bring so much stuff if you’re just staying the night?? You’re not an apartment dweller are you!?

by Havshzbsbsbs January 24, 2018

apartment

A place where mostly poor people live, stacked on top of each others. Usually, dwellers don't know much about a quality of life. These apartments generally consist of one or two bedrooms, a kitchen, a living room and a bathroom. It is extremely common to hear your neighbors conversations, their TV, music and dishes and to smell their cigarettes. When you spent most of your life in a house and you move into an apartment for an extended period of time, your health and mind might be subject to deterioration.

you: (working on your car in the parking lot of the apartment)
neighbor: Hey hi neighbor what are you doing?
you: don't talk to me you fucking welfare piece of shit!

by ih8neighbors October 20, 2010

Apartment Hopping

The art of constantly moving out and into another of apartment before rent rises again. Similar to church hopping.

Apartment Hopping can be difficult sometimes, because the landlords do not always warn you ahead of time of rising rent costs.

by Kingmaste74 April 12, 2011

pay-as-you-go apartment

a furnished apartment that is available on a monthly contract without a yearly lease. Derived from "pay as you go' cellphones.

so I was living in a lil pay-as-you-go apartment downtown last summer....

by carlos777 July 15, 2007

apartment 207

The infamous apartment that made St. Josephs College history. Known for crazy parties and stupid antics. Referred to as the creeps of campus for installing a stripper pole on school property, Building a frozen bar on the balcony with fridge/keg... which was used during blizzards, and throwing the most memorable halloween party ever, all of which later turned them into Gods. Credited for starting the first annual Tour De Franzia box of wine race. Without a.p.t. 2.0.7 many girls would have a scotch free reputation, unfortunately they met the pole. In memory of Pribb, Collin, Nasty Nate, Tuscon, and Steve ...Class of 2007

Hey whats going on tonight?

--I dunno, Lets going over to Apartment 207, I bet theres something going on there

No, My girlfriend is prolly on the stripper pole

by Big Steve 07 January 1, 2009

Calm Apartment

NOT A THING

having a calm apartment at the beach is not a thing.

by jimmmmaaa October 21, 2011