André

André is a fucking sexy person. This person has contacts and will fuck u up if you mess with them. André is good at art and has a good taste for music. Also, they smoke and get all the girls.

Note: André has a 7 inch monster cock

Omg, André is so sexy!
I need a André in my life.

André by SeggsyFeebas69 November 22, 2021

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André

André is a fucking sexy person. This person has contacts and will fuck u up if you mess with them. André is good at art and has a good taste for music. Also, they smoke and get all the girls.

Note: André has a 7 inch monster cock

Omg, André is so sexy!
I need a André in my life.

André by SeggsyFeebas69 November 22, 2021

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André

a very sexy guy who is wanted by everyone but only a few lucky ones can have him.

That André is such a hottie!

André by anonymous November 22, 2021

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André

André is the most funny and Elite Guy that you can find. He is loyal, funny and a good friend.

He can make everything possible if you are nice to him.

Did you see André, i have a feeling that he could be "El Presidente".

André by anonymous November 23, 2021

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André

André is a smokeing hot guy. Has many friends,and loves his family more than anything in the world. André is a guy who likes sports and very active but can not live a day without video! Andre's are very rare so if you have a friend named André Keep Him !

Friend: Where is André?
André: Ahhh!! Help help !
Friend: Haha he is just playing videogames.(:

André by Dream.it.type.it. November 23, 2021

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André

The most badass person you'll ever meet in your life. Anything he does, it's for the sake of badassery. He sleeps like a badass, eats like a badass, exists like a badass. But trust me on this one folks, do not try to mess with this guys. HE. WILL. MESS. YOU. UP. You won't even know what it you. You'll hope it was a truck and you got isekaid to a better place. But he's also really kind and caring. He'll have your back an support you in anything you want to do. Wanna study law? He'll help you study. Wanna build a muscle car from scratch? He'll build it with you. Wanna start a revolution and overthrown a government? He'll find you an army, lead it and hand it to you, simply because he was bored. So, please for the love of everything unholy in this universe, if you have an André, keep him with you at all costs, they are a rare treasure in this world.

Man, I did so much cool stuff today, I'm feeling André.

André by Shaborn November 23, 2021

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