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André

One of the kindest most genuine human beings you’ll ever meet. Make sure to not let go of this one. If you get lucky enough to have this person in your life you will be the happiest girl on earth.

He’ll bring nothing but joy into your life and treat you like the queen you are. Make you work for the things you want in life and stick right beside you. He will always be there for you no matter what.
“Do you know André?”

Yeah, he’s a keeper.”
by Sassyqueen123 December 13, 2021
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André-Raymond

André-Raymond can be a little out of control but hopefully he is very caring and intelligent if you know hil well enough. Althought his use of perfume isnt quite adequate, but one can always learn of his mistakes.
Hey have you seen André-Raymond?
Well no but I can smell him from here, he's not further than a few miles away!
by LucasestunsalesudisteLuc June 10, 2017
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Andrée-Ann

A Swedish hottie that comes from a French speaking, multicultural creative land far far away. You can catch her listening to lord of the rings sound tracks, getting lost on animal crossing.

Bundled up in fuzzy sweaters and cozy socks, she will never be seen without her McDonalds caramel coffee at hand. A fair warning in advance, if you meet an Andrée-Ann, do not look at her search history you might come across some interesting v-tuber and cosplay celebs. You will never get bored with her around, she will always keep you entertained or crying out loud of laughter.

Once you obtain a relationship with Andrée-Ann she will always be a loyal and trusting companion with a strong heart.
Get your phones, TURN ON THE FLASH, Andrée-Ann’s toesies are out!!
by Uttergutters January 27, 2023
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Andrés Hortal

Andrés Hortal is a handsome man that i love too much. He is so nice and has a great eyes.

His penis isnt too big but he is happy anyways.

He can fuck but he is scared.
Te quiero Andrés :3 soy patri
Andrés Hortal? He is beautiful, nice dick
by PatriOwO November 22, 2021
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André

André is a fucking sexy person. This person has contacts and will fuck u up if you mess with them. André is good at art and has a good taste for music. Also, they smoke and get all the girls.

Note: André has a 7 inch monster cock
Omg, André is so sexy!
I need a André in my life.
by SeggsyFeebas69 November 22, 2021
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André

The funniest coolest most charming guy youll ever meet. The girls are too shy of andré because of the bde he emits but he understands. He packs a punch (and a large penis) but truly is a sexy bloke.
“wow did you see the new guy?”
“yh hes such an André
by drean.da.goat November 25, 2021
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André

The most badass person you'll ever meet in your life. Anything he does, it's for the sake of badassery. He sleeps like a badass, eats like a badass, exists like a badass. But trust me on this one folks, do not try to mess with this guys. HE. WILL. MESS. YOU. UP. You won't even know what it you. You'll hope it was a truck and you got isekaid to a better place. But he's also really kind and caring. He'll have your back an support you in anything you want to do. Wanna study law? He'll help you study. Wanna build a muscle car from scratch? He'll build it with you. Wanna start a revolution and overthrown a government? He'll find you an army, lead it and hand it to you, simply because he was bored. So, please for the love of everything unholy in this universe, if you have an André, keep him with you at all costs, they are a rare treasure in this world.
Man, I did so much cool stuff today, I'm feeling André.
by Shaborn November 23, 2021
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