almighty

almighty people's nation..../\^/\^/\....5 poppin 6 droppin, 5 sippin 6 drippin

I serve ALMIGHTY and only da ALMIGHTY 5!

by Killa April 20, 2005

Christ Almighty

Exclamation used to express shock

Christ almighty, that girl is sexy...

by jmgomez77 October 25, 2016

Lord Almighty

Lord Almighty also known as God or Yahowah/Adonai in Christianity, Judaism etc.

i ) An all-powerful, all-knowing creator and ruler of the universe who is present everywhere at any given moment who is the source of all moral authority: the supreme being.

ii) Also used for emphasis or to express emotions such as surprise, anger, or distress.
"Lord Almighty!, what did my child do to deserve this?"

i) Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it. - (Malachi 3:10)

ii) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"

i ) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
ii) "Do not fear or worry, for Lord Almighty will deliver you from all troubles"

by Yahowah-Shammah March 4, 2019

Almighty Thinnest

The quite appropriate name give by some to Jhonen Vasquez,due to his almighty power and thin body shape. Supposedly rooted from the Invader Zim characters Almighty Tallest,which are the tallest and therefore most powerful members of the Irken race.

Guy:"Finally the JTHM is mine! Heil Vasquez the Almighty Tallest!"
0TTR: wordShiggity shiggity shwa/word.

by 0niTTRay November 8, 2003

almighty

almighty, a word often used by people who despise "cool".Also used when refering to physical strength of someone.

Colby is the almighty one of RedLick! you will bow to him

by Colby Stiner September 7, 2004

Almighty Loaf

The Almighty Loaf is a meme that's old. Like, 4 years old. It's dead now.

I think people still use this meme.

The Almighty Loaf says: we are all yeast m'lady

by waldor August 20, 2016

Almighty Magical Rickster

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!

-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess

by ricky_pro June 20, 2008