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Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.
Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.
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Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.
Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.
Person One: Good idea!
Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.
Person One: Good idea!
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It’s an American Native name.
As you all know, American Natives names are very romantically primitive and organic. Very often, they are chosen when something exceptional or beautiful happens in the same moment in which the sexual intercourse gets to the end, and it’s followed by a pregnancy.
It’s an American Native name.
As you all know, American Natives names are very romantically primitive and organic. Very often, they are chosen when something exceptional or beautiful happens in the same moment in which the sexual intercourse gets to the end, and it’s followed by a pregnancy.
For instance there is the story of this young kid asking the father about the meaning of their names, and the father said:
“When I made love to your mother, it was snowing, and at the end of the intercourse, a flake of snow got into the teepee, so we named your sister Snow Flake, do you understand now, Alfarto?
“When I made love to your mother, it was snowing, and at the end of the intercourse, a flake of snow got into the teepee, so we named your sister Snow Flake, do you understand now, Alfarto?
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Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.
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