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farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.
I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.
by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014
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smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.
Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020
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New Mexican burglar alarm

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.
Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.
by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006
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alarm clock

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.
Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!
by thenameisriley April 11, 2013
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alfarto

Alfarto

It’s an American Native name.
As you all know, American Natives names are very romantically primitive and organic. Very often, they are chosen when something exceptional or beautiful happens in the same moment in which the sexual intercourse gets to the end, and it’s followed by a pregnancy.
For instance there is the story of this young kid asking the father about the meaning of their names, and the father said:
“When I made love to your mother, it was snowing, and at the end of the intercourse, a flake of snow got into the teepee, so we named your sister Snow Flake, do you understand now, Alfarto?
by The Italian Philosopher November 5, 2022
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Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.
Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.
by Coach1977 July 27, 2012
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Penis Alarm Clock

The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up
by ConStart September 13, 2016
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