by Tom Renshaw is my g November 18, 2019
Get the Alpha malemug. Rueben: “what does that mean I don’t get it?”
Will: “it’s cool, I don’t expect you to understand, I’m an alpha male”
Will: “it’s cool, I don’t expect you to understand, I’m an alpha male”
by Chelp January 17, 2019
Get the Alpha malemug. A male that is almost entirely composed of alpha particles, and thus strongly ionizes the mating competition (and beta males, which are only weakly ionizing).
Jerry is such an alpha male - he is so strong but can’t move forward more than a couple of centimetres.
by Suicidebyspoon June 7, 2019
Get the alpha malemug. Verb describing the act of a male assuming Alpha Male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.
Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.
Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.
I was shocked to see Rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. It no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and I have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. I had no idea Rick could alpha male bro.
by andyman3000 January 6, 2012
Get the alpha malingmug. guy 1: "are you going to the skatepark tonight?"
guy 2: "nah, my girl says no. she's the alpha male."
guy 2: "nah, my girl says no. she's the alpha male."
by pappy mcgee August 22, 2005
Get the alpha malemug. A well mannered gentleman with a cock no longer than 2 inches. Usually very handsome. But don't be fooled, they're very dangerous.
by Poseidon8867 March 4, 2021
Get the Alpha malemug. 