alden’s music taste

a mix of party music catered to millennials specifically from the 2010 that typically consists of kanye west, bruno mars and every song from spiderman into the spiderverse.

“gosh, this song is terrible. this is so alden’s music taste.”

by Glizzyglobber November 5, 2025

Alden

Most guys named Alden like really ugly girls

Wow Alden is over there he likes ugly girls

by AldenSwag69 January 20, 2020

Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you

A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it

by my mommy pooped herself May 29, 2020

Alden

A grumpy and power abusing person. He's not friendly at all and keeps bulying others. Although he's a prefect, he still got Failed exam results everytime.

Alden Gan is living at Taman Pekaka

by Laosepi February 13, 2023

Oliver Alden

A great semi-god who pleases everyone he meets.

Person1: Wow my friend is amazing!
Person2: Well he sounds like an Oliver Alden!

by 123456789You are weird April 14, 2023

Alden

He is a very nice person. He can be slightly rude when making jokes with friends, but in general he is a total cavalier/gentleman. He is ambivert.

Freind: "Out of all the cast and crew, who do you miss the most?"
You: "Definitely Alden!"

by cut the crap rn November 28, 2023

Alden

Badi of all

You're my favorite Alden!!!

by SunnysideAF November 23, 2021