Oliver Alden

A great semi-god who pleases everyone he meets.

Person1: Wow my friend is amazing!
Person2: Well he sounds like an Oliver Alden!

by 123456789You are weird April 14, 2023

Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you

A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it

by my mommy pooped herself May 29, 2020

Alden

Most guys named Alden like really ugly girls

Wow Alden is over there he likes ugly girls

by AldenSwag69 January 20, 2020

Alden

A boy that is an angel. He loves and care for his family and friends no matter what... He may be quite yet he is still a fun guy!

"who is that quite boy?"
"he is Alden..."

" nerd."
" he is still a good friend!"

by LOLGAMIN September 11, 2020

Alden

the most perfect person in the entire world. they’re super funny, kinda dorky and unusually tall for their age. their smile can make your heart melt, their perfection. they might not be the best at communicating but you’ll get there eventually. they’ll always make you happy no matter what happens in your life. not to mention their attractiveness is insane, brown hair and bluish, greenish eyes, cute nose heart shaped lips (they’re always soft and plump) that you’ll always feel an urge to kiss and a smile that will make your heart throb. you’re insane if you don’t find an alden attractive. dating an alden is the best thing that could ever happen to you. their touch will always make you break out in goosebumps and their voice will still always give you butterflies, every kiss is magical.

guy 1: hey did you see alden today? he looks gorgeous

guy 2: yes ofc, he always looks gorgeous.

by kurt cocaine February 23, 2021

Alden

Alden is a cool dude who's always been there for people no matter what <3 plus they're really cool, funny, and pretty awesome. dude is amazing and cool, and brusef can make people laugh no matter what. they're cool, like conan grey, and also really fashionable. loyal and will fight for you (APPRECIATE IT) so yeah. Have fun with them because it will be fun <3

Alden is my best friend, and a pretty amazing brushef.

by tebytoby<3 May 27, 2022

Alden

Alden is a guy who would randomly jump out of the toilet completely butt-ass naked while forcing people to take pictures of him.

Aldens dick is also decent, its alright i guess at first, but then suddenly it turns into a fucking lego brick.

Nice dick Alden

by silverskinnedchigga June 16, 2025