The Afifa

The girl of your dreams

Ben: "I think I have found the Afifa"
Kevin: "Great bro, go marry her"
Ben: "Okay"

by theWolf August 13, 2015

AFOAF

An acronym meaning "a friend of a friend". Often used to avoid self-incrimination and/or describe personal experiences through the use of another persons identity.

"Last night afoaf was pulled over doing 80 in a 40. He also happens to drive the same car as me."

by Numy March 18, 2009

affair child

a child in a family that looks the opposite of all thier siblings, thhus looking like a child from an affair.

Sarahs a total affair child shes got dark hair and blue eyes while her siblings are all blond with green eyes!

we always knew her mom was a whore!

by wannafucksobad! August 17, 2009

ahofag

a person who is not only a ho....but also a fag....even if the person is neither sexually active or homosexual. This could be anyone from co-workers, friends, relatives, your own children, and of course...your mom. People who use this word usually play softball, have the BEST calfs in the world, and have secret homosexual fantasies with themselves and men from India.

Person 1-"Dude, how many sliced pies did you make today?"

Person 2-"I made 10 to begin with and then made 4 more."

Person 1-"GOD SHUT UP!...you're such ahofag.."

Person 2-"umm....ok..I have no idea wtf that means..."

by MellowLaughs November 5, 2011

E-Affair

An E-affair is one where two married people in separate marriages are "involved" through text, phone calls, emails, FB, yahoo, any social networking yet do not engage in sex. Their relationship can be that of sharing intimate issues with each others spouse or a desire to be with the other person. This can involve sharing videos, pictures, web cams, sextexting, or phone sex.

Although Alissa and Marty weren't marrie to one another they were in an illicit e-affair for months.

by Uncle Procter November 30, 2011

Book affair

Reading a short casual fun book (usually a paperback or trade paperback) while attempting to read a much longer more complex book.

I was trying to get through Les Miserables by Victor Hugo but for my birthday, my husband gave me the first three books of the Dexter series by Jeff Lindsay. I was forced to have a book affair because I wanted to read the Dexter books so badly!

by Rainbow_Cheese August 24, 2011

commuter affair

Act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you pass everyday to and or from work. You notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. You also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. And eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.

I am having a commuter affair with the White Toyota Higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. I always pass him by the bridge..I hope he is ok...I wonder what he was doing to make him so late this AM.

by lbj3471 September 13, 2011