Afghanistan

God forbid women do anything.

Also see: Middle East

Mohammed: man, i really don't like when women
Mahound, Mohammed's 84th cousin by their father's 5th child-bride: yeah me neither, luckily we live in afghanistan

The two men recline in their tabernacle, smoking their hash from a hookah, unaware of the A-10 Warthog about to drop a barrage of hellfire upon them.

I mean, seriously, look at the fucking bullets on that flying pig, they're the size of a beer bottle. Those are armor piercing rounds, those were made with tanks in mind. Those bullets reduce humans to bio-matter.
To never was.

by JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB! January 16, 2024

Afghanistan style firehouse

A type of orgy that happens during ramadan where 5 men over the age of 70 all scream “Allahu Akbar!” and proceed to masturbate each other with homemade bombs and fuck hard non-stop for 12 hours.

Bro I just want to do an Afghanistan style firehouse while in Saudi Arabia.

by quag_ May 28, 2025

War in Afghanistan

A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).

If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.

War in Afghanistan

by realshit225 August 16, 2024