by Akbishh February 14, 2021
The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.
by Tattimus November 12, 2017
The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!
Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!
by Kevinkwik November 30, 2016
by Asphalt 8 Airborne November 27, 2022
by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023
A practice of military online troop trolls in cyber hybrid warfare whereby grassroots movements are triggered in another country to promote a foreign agenda, destabilize domestic politics, or simply to instill chaos with no particular aim.
Example:
Russia conducted a cyber operation focused on asphalting, i.e., creating hundreds of social media groups and accounts which grew in size with actual profiles following those accounts, and organized protests amid election campaigns in foreign countries to destabalize the political discourse and polarize the population.
This practice has been coined as Asphalting.
Asphalting is the contemporary version of Divide and Conquer.
Example:
Russia conducted a cyber operation focused on asphalting, i.e., creating hundreds of social media groups and accounts which grew in size with actual profiles following those accounts, and organized protests amid election campaigns in foreign countries to destabalize the political discourse and polarize the population.
This practice has been coined as Asphalting.
Asphalting is the contemporary version of Divide and Conquer.
by Ivo Vaz November 19, 2023
"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."
by CrystalTheCat August 21, 2024