Askhole

Someone who fucking begs for your advice and does the fucking opposite to rub it in your face.

Nigher: bro my bf is toxic. Shld i break up?
Me: yes
*Does opposite
Me: fuck u ur suck an askhole

by Anjudidiii January 6, 2023

Askhole

Someone who wants your opinion but never uses it.

She’s a real askhole

by Down over September 20, 2020

Askhole

A person who asks for advice and then does the opposite

This askhole is not taking my advice

by Taximike January 24, 2018

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

Jim, my askhole friend, came to me multiple times about advice on how to deal with his girlfriend but kept getting burned because he didn't listen to me.

by Kman63 December 20, 2013

askhole

That one guy who keeps asking stupid questions, even though he knows he won't get an answer.

guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!

by Alfonzo May 30, 2016

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

Askhole

A person who continually asks for (and expects) help from others without offering anything in return. Typically on social media.

That Jemma is such an Askhole, have you seen what she’s posted on Facebook today?

by The Urban Pirate August 16, 2019