Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.

Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

or

I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!

by RareMojo September 21, 2021

`arf-quid

`arf-quid means half-quid. It is not untranslatable "old-speak", it is simply eye dialect. A "half-quid" is half a quid. A quid is slang for a pound sterling, analogous to the use of "buck" to refer to a US dollar.

"Here's you a-comin' and arskin' of me questions about my business, and I that grumpy-like that only for your bloomin' `arf-quid I'd 'a' seen you blowed fust 'fore I'd answer."

"An' when you said you'd report me for usin' of obscene language that was 'ittin' me over the 'ead; but the `arf-quid made that all right."

by dgrilawidbanana February 9, 2025

lock arf

Shutting down a certain area/person in all cases involving violence .

Caius: oi some wythy man rollin our ends today

Kyle: if they roll get evertytin lock arf

OR

Lewis speaking to Tyler: come my ends get lock arf

by #manny March 21, 2016

coolin arf

when you're too blazed

weed smoker #1: ill see u man later im goin to cool arf
weed smoker #2: say nuttin g, ill be coolin arf as well

by MyNameIsVolo March 9, 2022

gnarf n'arf

One sick and twisted way to have sex.

Devon totally gnarf n'arf-ed that dude. What a freak!

by Shakezula January 12, 2005

huhu arf

A term making fun of European gamers.

"I tried to get a group this morning, but it was nothing cept huhu arfs."

by Morimoto April 20, 2004

Ayo arf

Slang term used by @nina2cooll to act as a term of confusion

"Touch my weenie" AYO ARF I mean say less

by Uncle.Ricky June 2, 2022