abandon-ship

a horribly wrong relationship, in which one of the people involved should get out very soon

"I sat by Stacy in art class today. Did you see her new bf? He's a big dude brah, who listens to terrible music. He said he didn't like arcade fire, in his ironic gangsta talk."

"That's not a relationship, that's an abandon-ship."

by jake ryan under the tree March 27, 2009

abandonation

the act of being abandoned

A: lets go in the woods
B: ok but no more abandonation... that wasnt funny :(

by beatbattle January 11, 2011

abandonedspoon

One of my favorite mutuals on tiktok and are super nice

Abandonedspoon is so hot

by jules:p October 17, 2021

abandonminium

This is a crack house, in which people rent out rooms. It is typically owned by a slum lord, and rented week to week.

After Pookie stole Larry's toothbrush, she got kicked out th' abandonminium

by Shaq Dempsey September 7, 2013

abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.

“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”

by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020

Abandonized

An abandoned building of any kind that has been vandalized or used for squatting.

That old building has been abandonized, who knows what kind of people are in there.

by Chronixlove420 December 2, 2021

Proactive Abandon

The act of leaving an event early. (i.e. work, school, etc.) A positive sarcastic term for a negative "get you in trouble" act.

It's Friday, it's 4:00 pm, and I think I'll practice a little "proactive abandon" and roll on up outta here.

by Ret Tihsllub June 16, 2010