nadd juicer

a device that crushes your nadds.

Hey dude did u get that nadd juicer.

by Earl Talladeges January 16, 2009

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Jamba Juicer

a person w/ no street smarts; a person that seems to have an IQ equivalent to a brick; a person that can't carry a single in depth conversation; most of what they say sound like, "LETS GO SHOPPING TODAY! OMGAD LET'S GO GET JAMBA JUICE!" w/ a few exceptions

1) Pft, look at that Jamba Juicer.
2) Dude, you know what she called me today? A Jamba Juicer.
3) You, a Jamba Juicer? No way...

by Debbie Shin October 14, 2005

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Sleep Juicer

Someone who likes to have sex in their sleep.

Jeff: dude, I heard Jessica is a sleep juicer!

Craig: dude no way, I've always wanted to fuck a sleeping chick.

Jessica: I want you to fuck me while I'm sleeping.

Tyler: ooh, a sleep juicer. My fetish!

by Samantha123lizzy September 24, 2016

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Dirty Juicer

The act of inserting fruit into ones anus, tightening the sphincter, and expelling delicious juice to be consumed on the rocks (optional) by a loved partner

Sexy gay dude No.1: Good morning baby.
Sexy gay dude No.2: You want some breakfast juice you sexy butt fucking machine?
Sexy gay dude No.1: Only if it's your special Dirty Juicer juice
Sexy gay dude No.2: You got it babe. **Inserts fruit and squeezes**
Sexy gay dude No.2: Ready for you big guy.
Sexy gay dude No.1: Thanks, "Mmmmmmm, tangy"

by Sexual_dude_fucker_69 August 24, 2016

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Bean Juicer

A sexual act in which one forces a juicer filled with beans into a female's vagina with great strength, then proceeds to juice the beans and let the juice flow out through the vagina. Lemon zest can be added to the beans for an exciting aromatic experience.

Jeff: Honey, want to try the Bean Juicer tonight?
Kaylei: OH HELL NO YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

by moistowlettes December 7, 2010

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