February 14

It’s valentines and if you don’t know what is valentines you are so stupid you ain’t even 0.01 percent of Einstein’s smartness.

Someone:Yo it’s February 14

Someone else:And?
Someone:it’s valentines dummy

by Tomatosauceiscoolerthanyou September 20, 2021

February 14

Valentine’s day. The day you have no plans at all. zero. you are all alone on february 14th.

Friend: do you have plans on february 14th?
You: No
Friend: L ratio + bozo, ima hang out with my girlfriend 😆

by Infrunami January 30, 2022

February 14

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”

Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14

Women slap
We beat

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14

The sexiest motherfucker was born on this day Forget about Valentine he will be your valentine

:"Hey! Do you wanna be my Valentine?i am lonely you know"
:"In your dreams my Jamal is here for me everytime i need him
:"Wow silly me ofc he is damn i am so stupid He is too hot to resist I think i am gay for him

:"As you should, adios i am going to spend my best February 14 th with Jaehyun

by ShiningCzen February 12, 2022

February 14

National chase your short friend day

“You know what day it is?”
“What.. oh no! February 14th!”

by wish sister sentbyjesys February 12, 2022

February 14

The day where you must kiss your significant other. I don't care where you guys are, kiss them! If you kiss them in front of friends or at school, you get double points...

Girl: *kisses SO*
SO: Aww, thanks. That was amazing. But why was it so important to be in front of all our friends?
Girl: Because it's February 14
SO: Well thanks. I loved it
Girl: Of course! I love you

by roseandbennett43v3r! February 12, 2022