by Ok boomer321 December 10, 2019
Cervical sex. Side effects include: severe pain and bleeding, 80% chance of ruining baby carrying potential, and a light feeling of death. Most likely a good idea to proceed immediately to the hospital after. Note it is an absolute prerequisite to attempt sex with the Fallopian tube - the 12th and penultimate base - superseded only by wound sex, such as skull fucking.
After 3 hours of using the osmotic cervical dilator, I penetrated directly into her womb, reaching the legendary 11th base.
by limitbreaker9000 February 2, 2019
“Hey mom, it’s October 11th.”
“Okay?”
“It’s national coming out day”
“Oh! Okay, well dad and I love you no matter what.”
“I’m not gay mom, I was just letting you know what day it was”
“...ok?”
“Okay?”
“It’s national coming out day”
“Oh! Okay, well dad and I love you no matter what.”
“I’m not gay mom, I was just letting you know what day it was”
“...ok?”
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