what “dylan” aka harry styles commented under a picture of a man using the sara lee bread account, during a skit from snl
by harrieshizzle November 17, 2019
A request, by text, for analingus followed by anal sex ending in anal creampie.
To begin, spread her buttcheeks and eat her ass, while she is either on her back or kneeling. One may presage penile penetration by inserting one or more fingers into her ass; the shocker is also acceptable here. When she is ready for the meatpole, apply lube and insert the cranny-ax slowly, carefully - unless she’s an asswhore or a slam-pig, in which case just slam it home. Insert until one is “balls-deep in dat ass.” Continue to pump, fuck, slam, pound, jam, or smash, whichever her delicate rosebud most prefers.
After she cums her brains out, she’ll make it known that she is ready to take the creampie. Most men are best pleased if she begs, to the effect of “Please daddy, please cum in my ass!” Tailor this supplication to suit - whatever best readies one to grant her desire to be full of hot babybatter. When ready for release, simply blow that massive load deep into her ass. Fill her waiting rectum with a steaming deposit of manjelly. When ejaculation is complete - the load blown and the asspie filled with cream - the procedure is nearly complete. All that remains is for the yogurtslinger to be withdrawn and for the woman to push the spooge out of her shitslit, much to the visual titillation of both partners. Now, having witnessed the “cream” squeezed out of the “pie,” the anal creampie is complete. Revel in its spunky, frothy, jizz-soaked glory!
To begin, spread her buttcheeks and eat her ass, while she is either on her back or kneeling. One may presage penile penetration by inserting one or more fingers into her ass; the shocker is also acceptable here. When she is ready for the meatpole, apply lube and insert the cranny-ax slowly, carefully - unless she’s an asswhore or a slam-pig, in which case just slam it home. Insert until one is “balls-deep in dat ass.” Continue to pump, fuck, slam, pound, jam, or smash, whichever her delicate rosebud most prefers.
After she cums her brains out, she’ll make it known that she is ready to take the creampie. Most men are best pleased if she begs, to the effect of “Please daddy, please cum in my ass!” Tailor this supplication to suit - whatever best readies one to grant her desire to be full of hot babybatter. When ready for release, simply blow that massive load deep into her ass. Fill her waiting rectum with a steaming deposit of manjelly. When ejaculation is complete - the load blown and the asspie filled with cream - the procedure is nearly complete. All that remains is for the yogurtslinger to be withdrawn and for the woman to push the spooge out of her shitslit, much to the visual titillation of both partners. Now, having witnessed the “cream” squeezed out of the “pie,” the anal creampie is complete. Revel in its spunky, frothy, jizz-soaked glory!
1.
John: “Leila has such a perfect ass. I’d LOVE to give her an anal creampie! I’d lick her asshole until she begged me to fuck it, and then I’d leave my load so deep inside her. Let me text her right now:
‘👅🍑🥖🍩💦🥧?’ ”
2.
Leila: “John is such a sexy anaimal. He came over last night and gave me the BEST anal creampie!”
Yasmina: “Tell me everything!”
Leila: “He tongue-fucked my balloon knot until I needed his quiverbone inside me so bad that I begged him to forget the squishmitten and put it right in my wet back door. I came so many times I lost count, so I asked him, “Please daddy, please cum in my ass!”
Yasmina: “You’re such an asswhore!”
Leila: “I just love it when he fills my ass with a huge, hot load. Then we both watch in the mirror as I slowly push it out. There’s NOTHING sexier.”
Yasmina: “You’re right, that IS hot. God, now I want an anal creampie!”
3.
Mary: “Hey Jenny, look at this text I just got from Billy. What the hell does this mean: ‘ 👅🍑🥖🍩💦🥧’?”
Jenny: “OMG, you’re so lucky! He wants to eat your ass and dumpthump you, and then give you an anal creampie. What an ass-master! God, I would LOVE for John to cum inside my ass.”
Mary: “Hey, hasn’t John been hanging out with that hot-ass Leila girl? Her trunk-junk is so sexy.”
Jenny: “Whaaat?!”
Mary: Oh... Uh-oh.
John: “Leila has such a perfect ass. I’d LOVE to give her an anal creampie! I’d lick her asshole until she begged me to fuck it, and then I’d leave my load so deep inside her. Let me text her right now:
‘👅🍑🥖🍩💦🥧?’ ”
2.
Leila: “John is such a sexy anaimal. He came over last night and gave me the BEST anal creampie!”
Yasmina: “Tell me everything!”
Leila: “He tongue-fucked my balloon knot until I needed his quiverbone inside me so bad that I begged him to forget the squishmitten and put it right in my wet back door. I came so many times I lost count, so I asked him, “Please daddy, please cum in my ass!”
Yasmina: “You’re such an asswhore!”
Leila: “I just love it when he fills my ass with a huge, hot load. Then we both watch in the mirror as I slowly push it out. There’s NOTHING sexier.”
Yasmina: “You’re right, that IS hot. God, now I want an anal creampie!”
3.
Mary: “Hey Jenny, look at this text I just got from Billy. What the hell does this mean: ‘ 👅🍑🥖🍩💦🥧’?”
Jenny: “OMG, you’re so lucky! He wants to eat your ass and dumpthump you, and then give you an anal creampie. What an ass-master! God, I would LOVE for John to cum inside my ass.”
Mary: “Hey, hasn’t John been hanging out with that hot-ass Leila girl? Her trunk-junk is so sexy.”
Jenny: “Whaaat?!”
Mary: Oh... Uh-oh.
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A very wholesome and sweet song. It is an intro of a very family friendly anime, yarichin club. It is also a great song to sing around people who know Japanese
- Hi
-sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦
-Oh, you are so sweet 🥰
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-Oh, you are so sweet 🥰
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