Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

your dog gay lol

similar to "your mom gay lol" but to specifically catch people off guard by calling their dog gay instead of their mom

guy1: you suck
guy2: yeah but your dog gay lol
guy1: confused and scared

by sloppymemes May 9, 2018

big country corn dog

When you wrap both your hands around someone else's hand and masturbate.

Hey "chi chi" would like a big country corn dog?

by Cryspie March 11, 2019

Vagina ate my dog

It is very nice and a Chinese tradition

Person: my vagina ate my dog
Dog: gets eaten my vagina

by Pussy water bitch November 27, 2019

Cuddle your dog day

May 10 is cuddle your dog day it’s to appreciate your fur baby and show them love

Come here buddy let’s watch a movie it’s cuddle your dog day

by Doglover183 December 16, 2020

what about my dog

What about my dog is a term used for wondering if your dog would be included if you go out somewhere. It would normally be said by someone in the name of maximus.

We're going out to Australia tomorrow, wanna come?
"What about my dog"

by Saudi Arabia chicken nugg nugg September 12, 2017

Burger King Hot Dog

when ya best friends dog farts, and than your friend also rips ass while you r laughin, and it smells so bad, ya boi throws up a terrible tasting hot dog from Burger king.

Yoooooo Biggie you remember that time you threw up that burger king hot dog?

by ilikeducks April 17, 2020