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Urban dictionary

A website where it's harder to not make a joke on than to be serious
Jerry: Go on urban dictionary and make a joke

Tom: Yeah sure
by The Inbred Aubergine March 16, 2020
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Urban (Bus) Killer

All of those people who post long, self-riotous actual definitions of derogatory, intimate, or touchy terms.

They destroy the humor by admonishing slang term and disses which are awesome with things we all know already, or will look up in the actual dictionary of needed.

The term is from Urban (or street/slang) (Bus) the vehicle which holds the kids who use most of the terms, and Killer, the teacher on the bus who scolds the kids for the jokes.
Urban (Bus) Killer: "Fag is a derogatory term used typically by middle schoolers for homosexuals. Homosexuals are not funny or to be talked down about, they are humans like like you and me..." and on for another page.
Me: "Scat eating bitch! *scroll and read next one, "Fag is another term for man who thinks shit is candy and keeps trying to suck on your ass to get some." "Ha, that's a new one."
by FaqBasher January 13, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A website where users can create their own definitions of words. Although it seemed like a great idea on paper, it has now become a cesspool of all the concentrated negativity and toxicity of the Internet. People have transformed this site into a place to insult celebrities, attach unnecessary descriptions to random names, and give the most innocent words sexual connotations.
Just look up any celebrity's name or any random word on Urban Dictionary. You're sure to find something insulting or sexual.
by Thats16myboi August 22, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

do I really need to use Urban Dictionary in a sentence?
by unfunnyhaha October 11, 2020
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Urban Dictonary

A shitty ass website that people use to submit racist slurs and homphobia to
by Mfdf July 17, 2022
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Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 2, 2016
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