Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

Penis

A word that shall forever be funny to the male gender. Hehehehe penis.

*in class*
“Hey Thomas”
“What??”
“Penis”
*both laugh*
*gets sent to the principles office*

by It’s meme time March 14, 2022

Penis

Its part of the human male body,nothing else to do with it then pee right?

Hey im peeing can u stop looking at my 13 inch penis?

by XxrobloxiscoolxX March 31, 2022

nigger penis balls

when a big hairy monkey grooms a minor

why are there nigger penis balls trying to touch my daughters (shes 12)

by monkey poopere November 18, 2022

Penis-Looker Blocker

This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.

Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!

Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker

by Dr. Punaranktash September 22, 2011

Penis

A question “pen is what” or “pen is me”

Penis being defined “Pen is pen is not that is the question”

by Idontwangto November 10, 2019

Penis

a little snake you wish were longer, well i would say a worm.

Dude- “hey man! Your penis is as small as a worm!”
-“Really? I thought it was a snake”

by wonderdiack September 29, 2021