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stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.
"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013
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ginger monkey

A giant astonishing creature named as the ginger monkey, once inhabiting the earth we walk.
"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022
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Dart Monkey

A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.
“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”
by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021
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monkey fuckin

by kb22k August 29, 2016
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Monkey on the back

A addiction, difficult task, or problem that cant be easily shaken or discarded.
Monkey on the back

Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.

Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin

An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.
by RedCarl January 21, 2022
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