When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)
by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025

"Hi my name is MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu and I like to get fucked by dudes" also my phone number is +1 (623) 262 4183
by Chip ahoys April 28, 2024

A person who is super lazy and sleeps til noon. They never want to go out and explore and would rather stay in and watch Netflix.
by Kmart4 November 16, 2018

The asshole ring
by Blacknight2-00 January 2, 2020

by Internet-Induced-Schitzo October 26, 2022

You may think it's a good idea from behind 15ft away. Once you engage you wonder how she aged 60 years. Don't go any father for it's your grandmother's scratched records down under.
by BrattyGinger13 October 2, 2020
