by Mr.5’12 February 23, 2020

Because I ran my car engine low on oil it stopped running. It's cheesed over and now I need a new car.
by JoeyBomm April 6, 2024

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.
See also: Finger Licking Good
See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024

by ghosthekill November 13, 2022

by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023

An American brand of processed cheese product that is manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1950. Kraft individually wrapped "slices" are not really slices off a block, but formed separately in manufacturing.
This cheese tastes like a cat. Like if you ate a cat, this is what it would taste like. It’s cat cheese.
by Filazafer May 26, 2021

by OJB1022 July 22, 2023
