Anal sex on your lunch break.
by Pink Wiggle February 25, 2024
When you’re drinking an excessive amount of alcohol and start to black out but not fully, you’re definitely close but not quite; in the morning you’ll remember most of the night but there’s def gonna be some missing parts that you have no recollection of.
Last night I had too many shots of Fleichmans and I started to brown out, i remember falling down the stairs but my memory is pretty foggy after that because I was browning out.
by Casual_geeb December 12, 2020
by TheTwistedFalcon June 22, 2019
An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.
by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 04, 2024
Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
when a girl is anally riding u cowgirl style and she farts and shits on your dick and then she slides off and uses her shit as lube as she gives you a footjob and then wipes it all over your chest
by BigFatHairyBallz69 October 11, 2018