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Friends

something you dont have
"Hey Jef how many friends do you have?"
"-1"
"do you live under a rock"
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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
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Leftover Friends

The friends or family of your ex you don't know who you have accumulated through relationships from your on Facebook.
Friend: "yo who is this girl"
Me: "she was best friends with my ex never met her though now she is one of my leftover friends"
by nynick1 June 3, 2010
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National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”
by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022
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Friends

Person: Hey, let's be friends!
You: But I'm a person who doesn't have any personality, humour, charm or wit to even satisfy or make anyone laugh, how are we supposed to be friends?
Person: Don't worry, I don't exist.
by Idris the Sexy January 20, 2021
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Smiling friend syndrome

When something or someone is incredibly violent, as in the cartoon smiling friends.
those kids got smiling friend syndrome, I'm telling you !
by Morfgip rugber December 10, 2024
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National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021
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