Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
by SeanCaern September 18, 2022
Get the Scottish cheesemug. How’s it going cheese bags
by English department Ben April 25, 2021
Get the Cheese bagsmug. by The_Cheezy_Weeb February 3, 2021
Get the Cheesemug. by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
Get the Dick Cheesemug. A cheese tooth is similar to a sweet tooth, except that instead of liking sweets, you like Milk, Cheese, Yogurt, and Cow Beef like Steak, Cheeseburgers and more. You can have a Sweet Tooth, a Cheese Tooth, or both.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 5, 2024
Get the Cheese Toothmug. by Titalicious jr senior February 18, 2011
Get the Cheese steak hoagiemug. A Wisconsin tradition. When confronted with a problem or a question, such as "How are you going to handle this?" or "What do you feel like doing tonight", instead of coming up with a plan you choose to forgo all thought and experience and simply go balls to the wall.
As with most Wisconsin traditions, whipping it at the cheese usually involves copious amounts of alcohol.
As with most Wisconsin traditions, whipping it at the cheese usually involves copious amounts of alcohol.
Bad Larry: I've got the next few days off and we gotta do something or I'll lose my goddamn mind.
Mr. Moist: What did you have in mind?
Bad Larry: I don't have a clue. Figured we'd just whip it at the cheese.
Mr. Moist: What did you have in mind?
Bad Larry: I don't have a clue. Figured we'd just whip it at the cheese.
by FatButler May 20, 2016
Get the whip it at the cheesemug.