wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example

Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

The Ugly friend

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.

Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better

Jenna gets all the guys and Stella will always be just the ugly friend.

by JennaSmith March 1, 2023

Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks

It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend

by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023

friends with the benedicts

A Rickyism for “friends with benefits”.

Ricky: “Maybe we can be friends with the Benedicts?”

Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”

Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”

by SteveFrenchie123 March 14, 2023

All-time friend

Alltime friend is a friend who can hangout with you at night or having friend date during the morning time.

I can see you day or night and I’ll be still same honest Anička, I am your all-time friend.

by AnnaChe March 15, 2023

Fake friend

When your so what friends say “get the f**k out” to her best friend and makes you take the blame for everything. Also they talk sh*t.

You are such a fake friend to me.

by Slimy goat March 15, 2023

Friend

Something you don't have

You: What are you doing later today?
The person you want to hangout with: I will have a sleepover with my friend!
You: Oh, Umm. Good for you!

by Ok?... March 17, 2023