National fuck a friend day

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"

by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022

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Be mean to your gay friend Day

Do not tell them that you are going to be mean. You end it at 5:00 PM . Don’t take it too far, if you want to end it you can. 3/18

Example: “Hey *******!” Um hey? “Why are you being so mean? *hits 5:00* It’s be mean to your gay friend day!

by yellowflowers March 18, 2022

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cunts of friends

girls that u thought were ur friends but they wont even go wit u to the next disco

i have some cunts of friends alright

by neveryoumindbitch October 5, 2018

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Friend test

The first time you bring a significant other around your friends to see what they think of him/her.

At first, I really liked her, but when she failed the friend test, I had to let her go.

by drkobra September 28, 2017

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it’s someone who won’t leave you for their boyfriend and will make time for you anytime and will do anything in their power to make sure you not left out because best friends help each other in ways just friends could help. a best friend is supposed to be for life. but i not always so make the most of your time with ur best friend before the choose their boyfriends over you!

i love my best friend

by heyyouxoxo1234555677788 January 16, 2023

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ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.

1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok

by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022

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