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phone bagging

Similar to tea bagging but you video call someone and rest your balls on the camera for pleasure and insultment.
"Oh my I was phone bagging your mum last night"
by Ads83 August 17, 2018
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Shit Bag Warhead

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)
The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.
by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018
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bag in bed

The art of doing copious amounts of cocaine in bed. More specifically, when fucking doggie style, throwing a large amount on the pillow for your partner and on his or her back for yourself!
When at the club you turn to your friend Kristina and say, “bag in bed”? Kristina replies, “oh yea Justin”!

Hey, how was last night? You reply, “bag in bed”!

Most frequently phrased, “Bag in bed”?
by TingTangWallaWallaBingBang November 6, 2018
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Bag

The worst insult known to man you should really be offended if you get called a bag.
Friend: that girl is trashy

Me: yea she’s a real bag 😬
by Piza4L April 16, 2020
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Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface October 31, 2011
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Salificious Bag Taggler

Someone that thinks it is ok to hang from construction towers in Los Angeles and dress up like Spiderman to creep people out when they walk by.
"Would you like to be a Salificious Bag Taggler?"
"Those Salificious Bag Tagglers really freak me out."
by Mr. Chibbles March 5, 2008
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banana bag

It's not a bum bag mate, it's a banana bag.
by eusouoperigo December 25, 2023
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