Monkey

An animal that looks a lot like you

Girl 1: are you a monkey?
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: same ngl

by diana is fr queen November 11, 2022

Monkeys

Awesome fans of Brooke monk (aka the best creator on the planet)

Those monkeys are so unproblematic

by brookemonk January 20, 2021

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

monkey mercinary leader

its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey

person 1: get fucking shit on

Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you

person 1: you cant do shit

Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*

by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 8, 2022

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East

McGrath is a toilet monkey

by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022

Monkey Fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to Black People, and only sexually attracted to those, they usually shove a banana up their mouth like a dildo and then fuck them in the ass, but if it's a female Black person, its rather they shove a banana up their ass and fuck them in the vagina, this can also be used as an insult to people as just calling them retarded and a slut and this word is a derogatory term toward black whores.

1. Patricia: Oh God, it's one of them Monkey Fuckers!
Lizzo: WE GOTTA RUN MY NIGGAS!

2. Candice Dikfitinyo Mouth: You're an absolute buffoon! A CLOWN!
Benjamin Dover: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!
Hugh Jass: Ooh! Bro that was too far

3. Black Whore: Man shut up you idiot-
Spongebob Squarepants: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!

4. If you're too sensitive, don't dislike, just fucking leave.

by KillMePleasePenisBallsAutismCo November 18, 2023