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Monkey

A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.
heyo man wanna hit this monkey
by Not Your Pseudonym August 17, 2022
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Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
by Sdoovan April 20, 2024
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Monkey dance in a barrel

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 2, 2022
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Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape
1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!
by skoooping September 6, 2020
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Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022
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Monkey Man

Cailey's boyfriend LMAOOO
Damn he is such a monkey man

Hey Cailey where is your monkey man

Let's go play with monkey man.
by cocksukerrrrr June 1, 2018
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