Penis

The male mist favourite toy in the world

What where you doing last night

You now playing with my penis

by Rupert Purnell November 2, 2021

penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

Penis

It is the scoop, or the the word of the day, typically said before crashing a motor bike.

"Hey, what's the scoop?"
"Penis"

by RememberTheAmibo September 23, 2019

Penis

A word that shall forever be funny to the male gender. Hehehehe penis.

*in class*
“Hey Thomas”
“What??”
“Penis”
*both laugh*
*gets sent to the principles office*

by It’s meme time March 14, 2022

Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.

" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"

by Smit17 July 16, 2024

National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!

“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
“

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

Penis

pebis

INNOCENT PERSON: hey, how you doin' big boy. what you got in that pair of pants of yours. OMG WHAT THE FUCK. HELP. HELP.

PENIS MAN: PENIS MAN TO THE RESCUE

by peeebis December 12, 2021